How'd You Like Her For YOUR Grandma???

Her name is the Fabulous Moolah and she was the most famous female wrestler ( I've never heard of her but whatev )

Sadly she died recently at the ripe age of 84!! I bet she could bust a grape in a fruit fight!!!!

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I gave in and made one!

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

Guilty Pleasure O'the Day

Jigsaw Puzzles!!!

You can play free ones at this website, or buy them:

Online Jigsaw Puzzles from PuzzleWarehouse!

A Real Ass Hole!!

Source: Yahoo.com

This just made me laugh!!

MOTY Award

Source: Everywhere, but in particular, here.

Top 15 Defunct Movies From My Childhood List:

1. Mr. Boogedy
2. Flight of the Navigator
3. The Peanut Butter Solution
4. Return to Riverdale: Archie Andrews (not exact title but close!)
5. Teen Wolf
6. Neverending Story
7. The Last Unicorn
8. The Labyrinth
9. Back to the Future
10. The Purple People Eater (click here for the lyrics to the song!)

11. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

12. The Wizard of Light and Sound

13. Space Balls

14. Encino Man

15. Back to the Future

Guilty Pleasure o'the Day

Haven't done one of these in a while!! I need to get back into the swing of things with the blog because it was fun when I was keeping up with the theme!!

Today's GP is candy bars!! I am currently hooked on 3 Musketeers for some reason lately. I like to eat the chocolate off the outside and then eat the nougat by itself. I'm like that with a lot of things: Oreos, Peppermint Patties, Peanut Butter Cups, M&Ms, anything with a coating. I don't like my food touching on my plate either HAHA!!

What's your favorite candy bar and how do you eat it?

Hi Tech

See this container of Wipes?? It is just one of the many products at this website that are actually hidden cameras!! I can't believe how easy it has become over the years to disguise a surveillance system. Everything is micro now...you never know who is watching you!!

This takes paranoia to a whole new level...

We've come a long way from this!!

Uhmmmmmmmmmm Yeah.

I just had to post this picture. This is from yesterday. Not from a few months back before rehab, or when she went insane and shaved her head. YESTERDAY. I just don't understand and I guess I never will. I mean, she is a grown woman with 2 children in the midst of a precarious divorce settlement where her behavior may dictate whether or not she will get custody of her babies or the Giant Douche will. I guess she really doesn't want those babies much. Sad.

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Finally Mastered the No Bake!

The Recipe:
In a medium saucepan, combine
2 Cups Sugar
1/4 Cup baking cocoa
1/2 cup milk
6 tbsp Butter

Heat to Softball stage (240 degrees exactly), stirring constantly. Make sure your kids are dead asleep in bed. It will start to boil and froth just keep stirring!!!

Once it hits that temperature exactly, remove from heat and frantically add
1/2 cup Creamy Peanut Butter
1 tsp Salt
1 tsp Vanilla Extract
2 1/2 cups Quick Oats

Mix evenly and quickly, and then drop clumps of it onto waxed paper. Hint: Lay out the waxed paper BEFORE you start making the mixture!!!

The Ingredients

Step 1: Sugar and Cocoa

Step 2: add milk and butter

Heat and stir

Almost there!

Quick get it on the paper!!!

Phew! Perfect! And only about 8,000,000 calories each!!
But they are oh so good :)
Good luck!

and yes, i am a nerd.